[Accidental Video]

[giftedateight]

[The background is decidedly not the high school that Shinji's Holy Grail War takes place in. It looks like a nicely set-up bedroom, instead, and there's a very nice and comfy-looking bed that eight-year-old Shinji is jumping on for a moment before collapsing and hugging his pillows with a goofy smile on his face.

Ladies and gentlemen, Shinji is in the real world.]

Comments

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[giftedateight]

Are you kidding? I'm the best hacker there is.

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[sandinmyboots]

Excellent! I salute you.

Ok, so you need context first. I'm a puella magi, which is kind of magical warrior who fights monsters. Now, you sign up to be a magi in exchange for one wish - any wish. Your wish helps determine your secondary powers.

You with me so far?

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[giftedateight]

I follow. What'd you wish for?

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[sandinmyboots]

"I wish that people understood my feelings."

What that means is that I can beam my emotions into other people's heads. Or into witches. Imagine the enemy so wracked with grief that they can't concentrate...!

[sexbastian]

[Oh god, can he really be...?] Having fun, kiddo?

[giftedateight]

Yeah, I am. I'm not stuck with anything stupid like you are.

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[giftedateight]

That's a pretty weird thing for your attack powers to be based on. I'm just going to put that out there.

[sexbastian]

Who said I'm stuck with anything stupid? I'm enjoying some good sex these days. [And she's just saying that to him to annoy the kid.]

Good to know that you are just as retarded In real life as you are online.

[giftedateight]

Don't want to hear about it, okay, thanks.

[sexbastian]

Ey who knows, perhaps you will learn a few things.

Do all that fake bravado ever works with anybody, kid?

[giftedateight]

It's been working alright for you and your cronies.

[glass_secret]

Good, and maybe you can finally get some fresh air.

[giftedateight]

I have never been so happy to take a walk.

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[sandinmyboots]

I also have a spiked mace that I can lengthen and shorten to my heart's desire? And it's a really good power! Our power sources are affected by our emotions, so being able to alter emotions is powerful in this world!

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[giftedateight]

I guess so. I don't know much about your crazy alternate universe, but you take care of yourself.

[sandinmyboots]

Hey, hey, hey, step off the kid or you'll regret it.

[Don't make magical teen Kefka go over there.]

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[sandinmyboots]

I've chosen a dangerous life, but it's worth it. I'll do my best to survive!

[sexbastian]

Do you have any idea how the kid treats me in a daily basis? I'm giving him the same level of respect and courtesy she gives others.

[Seb ain't scared of no one.]

[sexbastian]

My cronies..right. You are just a brat that need roper manners. it's no surprise your parents doesn't love you.

[sandinmyboots]

Take a look. This is me not giving a shit.

[He's going into rant mode.]

It's not appropriate to talk about sex in front of an eight year old; retarded is not an insult, it's a fucking diagnosis and using it as an insult is not only fucking stupid, but you are waving a big middle finger to a bunch of people who did nothing to you; and third, if you are going to insult him, don't be a huge fucking jackass about it and repeat the two above missteps or I will fucking find your house and repeat this speech again in person!

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[giftedateight]

...I guess I could throw money at you, but otherwise I don't want to be involved.

[giftedateight]

I bet you came up with that one all by yourself.

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[sandinmyboots]

I have money, don't worry. I managed to get a fatcat corrupt exec to give me a few million dollars through emotion powers and escaped before anyone noticed. Hee hee hee...

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[giftedateight]

Good job! Don't get sued or assassinated.

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[sandinmyboots]

Can do! It hasn't happened yet!